YOU HAVE REACHED CORN. THERE IS NO OTHER CORN. THIS IS THE ONLY CORN. PLEASE REMAIN CALM. 🌽🌽🌽 CORN STATUS: MAXIMAL 🌽🌽🌽

🌽 WELCOME TO THE CORN 🌽

You did not mean to come here. And yet, here the corn is.

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DO NOT
SHUCK
THE
TRUTH

Kernels observed: 0

Cob Prime
Status: Vigilant
Sweetness: 97%

Elder Maize
Status: Ancient
Sweetness: Unknown

Baby Corn
Status: Legally Distinct
Sweetness: N/A

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